I earned my Level 2 Adult Weeing in Public badge today.
I got Level 1 last week, when I thought I was in a deserted bit of woodland. Imagine my delight when I heard voices approaching right in the middle of …ahem….earning my badge. Like I could stop myself at that point. No.
Today’s was in a popular park, hidden at the edge between a hedge and a fallen tree. Right alongside one of my children. Hey, it might have looked like I was squatting down to help them. Maybe.
Genuinely can’t decide if this makes me classless and some sort of public nuisance, or merely a more evolved being who can take care of business without shame.
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Love this alison! I can’t squat pee! Maybe it’s my height? I have an amazing aim… I aim everywhere!
I can give you lessons. I’m excellent.